The First Rule of Rock Climbing

2014-05-14

1. Do not talk about climbing.
2. Just stand up.
3. Stop sucking.
4. Grip harder.
5. Be strong.
6. Don't be weak.
7. Don't be not strong.
8. Be taller.
9. Go up.
10. When in doubt, skip.
11. When in doubt, dyno.