Justin Li

I have a midterm today...


... so I'll be lazy and put some jokes.



Q: Why don't vapires play poker?
A: They get nervous when the stakes are raised.

Q: Why isn't there a varsity golf team?
A: Because golf is a club sport.

Q: What's a will?
A: That's a dead giveaway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because all the English majors wanted to see poultry in motion.