I first came across this from a photo on Facebook. Obviously, God is not to be mocked, but still...
Me: Did you create the universe?
God: No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me: God is Christian?
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Christian.
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